09 June 2006

Boldly gone

He's not going to convince me! The BBC website has the story:
"The man leading a review of Tory policy has said party members must convince voters in Labour heartlands they are not "creatures from outer space".
Oliver Letwin said there could not be any "no-go areas" if Conservatives were serious about forming a government.
The West Dorset MP claimed one of the biggest challenges would be to persuade people that their lives could be improved by voting Conservative. "
If the Tories are not from outer space, then why are they led in Scotland by such obvious aliens? Ms Goldie may appear to be human, but she's pure klingon underneath. Her deputy, that Murdo Fraser, not only speaks like a vulcan but he's got the ears to prove it. And when did Phil Gallie last inhabit planet earth?

Postscript: It would be wrong to conclude from this post that those MSPs in other political parties were necessarily more human...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gordon Jackson is surely human, but is he an MSP?