Larry looks on the bright side

The Telegraph reports the thoughts of Larry, the No 10 ratter:

.. it's not all bad. Dave and Sam and the kids seem nice enough. I'm certainly trying to get on her good side. My handler whispered to me that Cherie was rumoured to have done for Humphrey, and I saw what he was saying: test my claws on anything with a Smythson logo, and it'd be the wheelie bin for me.

His real problem is how to tell the animal rats from the other sort. Nice to see he has an aversion to ITV.