02 March 2007

Hazel, the film star

The New York Times reviews the latest road movie, 'Wild Hogs':

Four buddies, fed up with the frustration and disappointment of their lives, set out on a road trip aboard their beloved motorcycles. Doug (Tim Allen), a dentist, worries that he has become so dull and uncool that he has lost the respect of his preadolescent son. Woody (John Travolta) is a hotshot deal maker who has lost his wife and his money. Bobby (Martin Lawrence), a plumber turned writer, is hopelessly henpecked, while Dudley (William H. Macy) is a hopeless nerd. ...

The main thing about these guys — the main source of the movie’s fumbling attempts at humor — is that they’re not gay. Really. Seriously. No way. They may worry about people thinking that they’re gay, and they may do things that might make people think that they’re gay — dance, touch one another, take off their clothes, express emotion — but they’re absolutely 100 percent not gay. No no no no no no. No sir, I mean, no ma’am. That’s what makes it funny, see.


If they really wanted to introduce some comedy, they should have included a part for Mrs Pepperpot:
Hazel Blears is small, red and the party chairman, but the only really interesting thing about her is that she rides a motorcycle. There was a rumour that she would roar into the launch in her leathers.

[Source: The Times, here a day or two ago]

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