02 August 2012

The Games (part 23)

A cri de coeur, allegedly from the Prime Minister:
My PR team has been sending me out to all these events where they assure me we're going to get a medal, so that I can muscle in on the success, and then we keep on failing. Apparently Team GB are calling me Typhoid Dave and have begged me to stay away from the rowing and the cycling.


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