Osborne: Before you go, Cams. I need to tell you I've just chosen the next governor of the Bank of England.
Cameron: Who is it?
Osborne: Can't remember. Some Canadian bloke. He's definitely the best man for the job.
Cameron: How would you know, Ozzy?
Osborne: Well he can't be any worse than that fool King.
Cameron: I thought you were going to give the job to that bloke Tucker.
Osborne: I was, but then I saw him on The Thick of It and I thought he might swear too much.