Conversation of the week

As ever, from The Guardian (here):

Osborne: Before you go, Cams. I need to tell you I've just chosen the next governor of the Bank of England.

Cameron: Who is it?

Osborne: Can't remember. Some Canadian bloke. He's definitely the best man for the job.

Cameron: How would you know, Ozzy?

Osborne: Well he can't be any worse than that fool King.

Cameron: I thought you were going to give the job to that bloke Tucker.

Osborne: I was, but then I saw him on The Thick of It and I thought he might swear too much.