"Look, I know I said on Wednesday that we at the Home Office had no targets for immigrant removals. And I think I believed it at the time.
"Then on Thursday I was forced to admit that there were targets but I explained that, although I was in charge of the Home Office, I didn't know about these targets. Nobody had told me about them. And I think I believed it at the time.
"Now those ghastly people at
The Guardian have unearthed
some memo which was sent to me and which reports on progress against the targets (which I said I knew nothing about).
"What's a girl to do? Perhaps I could say that I never read the damn memo - but then they would say that I was incompetent. And my officials would probably leak my reply to the memo.
"Maybe I could distract attention by saying something about a customs union after Brexit? Oh no, I've already tried that, and it didn.t really work.
"Let's face it, I'm up shit creek without a paddle. But something will turn up. After all, I'm a Tory ...