Skating on thin ice

As part of the celebrations for St Andrew's day,

Finance Minister Tom McCabe will launch Scotland's first Ceilidh-on-ice in Glasgow's George Square.

(source here).

I am reliably advised that this does not mean that Mr McCabe will be getting his skates on, which is something of a disappointment. The prospect of the Uriah Heep of the Scottish Executive doing an eightsome reel on ice is tantalising, to say the least...