04 November 2006

What's the world coming to?

Simon Hoggard in The Guardian (here):
Stupid jokes from the internet, number 683: A frog goes into a bank and marches up to a clerk called Patricia Wagge. "My name is Kermit Jagger," he says, "and I need to borrow £25,000." Ms Wagge asks if he has any security, and he presents a one-inch high porcelain elephant. "I'll need to talk to the manager," she says, and disappears to the back.
The manager inspects the elephant, ponders for a moment, then says, "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Wagge, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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