Wallflower announces that she won't dance, even if someone asks her

Oh dear. The BBC has conveniently summarised the Tory manifesto here. I was going to comment but I can't really be bothered and, to be brutal, who cares?

But the headline story is as follows:

Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie has ruled out entering into any coalition with rival parties after the Holyrood election in May.

To which one can only respond: chance would be a fine thing.