Basta!

I really, really do not want to read about:

1. Gordon Ramsay's tortuous relationships with his father in law, with his mother in law or with any other members of his extended family.

2. The tawdry comings and goings of Tommy Sheridan and his friends and acquaintances, if and when the court case resumes.

3. George Bush's memoir - could he not return to a relatively decent but well-merited obscurity?

4. Who will be on "I'm a celebrity ..." - The Guardian and the other broadsheets should be above that kind of thing.