"At the family planning stall Cherie Blair showed none of the bashfulness of her youth when she held up a mango-flavoured condom for the cameras. Luckily, the folks at the stall had hidden their collection of dildos before she arrived."
And here in The Herald:
"CHERIE Blair be came embroiled in a kiss-and-tell exposé yesterday. As she toured the exhibition stalls at Labour's annual conference in Brighton, the prime minister's wife revealed the time and place of her first kiss – at the age of seven.She appears to have been lucky. It was a memorable event. She could even the recall the identity of her childhood sweetheart and had welcomed his father, Denis, to No 10 after her husband became prime minister."
Frankly, there are some things about the wives of politicians I would prefer not to know...
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