21 April 2012

George and the IMF

Here is a transcript from the intercept of a transatlantic phone call:
"But Dave, I didn't want to give Christine that £10 billion.  It's just that, when she looks at you, you feel that you're back in the nursery with nanny and she's insisting that you eat your vegetables.  I may be Chancellor of the Exchequer but she knows how to intimidate me.  A flash of those eyes and my bowels turn to water.  And when she adopts that imperious tone, I want to humiliate myself.  I'm not normally a masochist but imagining Christine with a whip really turns me on.  Could we invite her to Chequers for a weekend?  Soon, please ..."

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