11 July 2008

In praise of Mrs Brown

1. She is nothing like Cathy, either the Cathy of Wuthering Heights or the Cathy of the Scottish Labour Party.

2. She is nothing like Carla - she has not made a musical album about her sex life with her husband. And who wants a dolly bird as the PM's wife?

3. She is nothing like Cherie - it is utterly impossible to imagine Sarah running round an Australian supermarket filling up a trolley with free produce.

Discreet, modest, free from any criticism, the secret weapon that might just win Gordon the general election.

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