Quote of the day

From The Independent (here). On being accused of selling steaks of zebu meat, an animal somewhat remotely related to a cow:

JD Wetherspoons said it sold 140,000 steaks a week. It added: "Zebu is ... taxonomically identical to any other breed of cattle such as Charolais, Limosin [sic] or Hereford."

Oh well, that's all right then ...