1. Chris Hoy
Next day, Hoy meets some Scottish journalists. One puts it to him that: 'In the last 24 hours everyone has been offering an opinion on Chris Hoy. But what does Chris Hoy think of Chris Hoy?'
Hoy doesn't miss a beat: 'Chris Hoy thinks that the day Chris Hoy refers to Chris Hoy in the third person is the day that Chris Hoy disappears up his own arse.'
2. Rebecca Adlington
"Someone asked me whether they should make a statue of me somewhere. How daft is that? Who'd want a statue of me with my big shoulders?"
3. Bryony Shaw
Expressing her delight at clinching a bronze in the dramatic windsurfing competition in Qingdao, Shaw told the BBC "I am so fucking happy."
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This whole issue is easily resolved. FIFA should be asked for a categorical gaurantee that entering a UK Team in the 2012 Olympics will not jeopardise the individual status of the home nation teams (and of course the SFA's junketing rights on the International Board). If anything less than a cast-iron guarantee is forthcoming, then the idea should be dropped.
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