Oh dear, oh dear. We may not be able to watch Mr Cameron's address to his party conference, nor that nice Mr Osborne's statement on the public spending review. Are you not upset? Well, you should be. Admittedly, most of you would be at work and unable to watch it anyway. And it's not as though it would remain secret, given that the other media will no doubt be covering it ad nauseam.
It's the principle of the thing. It is my right and my duty to be bored to tears by the preening effrontery of right-wing politicians. So there!