Perry says you can tell that Scotland and RUK are in the midst of a communication breakdown by looking at the behaviour of the prime minister. “The spouse who’s about to be left comes up with all sorts of, ‘I’ll be better ...’” she says. “That’s what David Cameron’s doing now.” (Scotland, no one will ever love you like we do.)
... if the yes vote wins, how should people either side of the border cope with the feeling of abandonment?
“Once it happens,” says Perry, “it’s not as bad as you thought.” (Scotland, we’ll get over it.)