Scottish Labour has said everyone in Scotland will be guaranteed a GP appointment within 48 hours if the party wins the Holyrood election.
Party leader Kezia Dugdale will make the pledge in a speech to its one-day conference in Glasgow.
Question: How do you reduce a waiting list from three weeks to 48 hours?
Answer: You can't and won't.
(Unless you accept that it will take years and years, given the throughput from medical schools. In which case, it would be kinder to say so.)