12 August 2017

General confusion

When General "Mad-Dog" Mattis, US Defence Secretary met General Kelly, Trump's new Chief of Staff:
John F Kelly is the new chief of staff. He also used to be a general. No special nickname. Today he tells me that Kim’s escalating rhetorical war with POTUS is worrying him enormously.
“The guy is a maniac!” he says. “He’s unpredictable! He could drag the world into war without even meaning to!”
“He’s unstable!” I agree. “His inferiority complex and fragile ego are a danger to us all!”
Then we both suddenly look at each other, and blush.
“Out of interest,” says Kelly, carefully, “who were you actually talking about?”
“You first,” I say.
Something to  do with the hairstyles, probably ...

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