Me? Watch the wedding on the telly?
No, I don't think so. Even although it's gently raining outside, I have better things to do. A spot of ironing, some shopping, a glass or two of ale, lunch and then a siesta.
Not that I have anything against the happy couple. Indeed they appear to be among the more reputable representatives of that dysfunctional troupe known as the royal family.
(There goes my knighthood ...)