08 December 2006

Stuffing

How did Celtic get on in Copenhagen?

Celtic supporter: I am disappointed by the pace of success. (We got stuffed.)

How is England doing in the Ashes series?

England supporter: I am disappointed by the pace of success. (We are getting stuffed.)

Press reporter: How are we doing in Iraq?

President Bush: "I am disappointed by the pace of success." ("I believe we'll prevail. Not only do I know how important it is to prevail, I believe we will prevail."}

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