Not sure I can be bothered any more...

I mean, we can't even run to a decent scandal. All we can come up with is this kind of minor pathetic nest-feathering. And the culprit is so ethically challenged that he can say this kind of thing:

Last night Mr Stevenson - who swapped the three-storey family home in Linlithgow which he and his wife bought in 1974 for the more modest £170,000 house in the same town - said he had done nothing wrong.

Oh dear, Mr Stevenson. In the long dark tea-time of your soul, when you wake up sweating in the middle of the night, do you really believe that what you have done is morally right?