Now calm down, tell me what's upset you.
It's those greedy fatcats. It's just been announced that the average FTSE-100 executive director plundered a 49% increase in their remuneration last year.
And you think it's disgraceful?
Damn right. We peasants are struggling to keep up with inflation, while they are positively rolling in it.
I recognise that the uplift in the remuneration of the boss classes does not necessarily reflect company performance, but you must take account of the need to recruit and retain the best possible talent.
They never say that about the workers. With us, it's that you need to work harder and longer or lose your job.
That is because you proles are instantly replaceable, preferably by machines.
But how can you justify such massive increases for the bloated plutocrats?
Pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Now return to your miserable hovel and starving children and allow me to peruse the Porsche catalogue in peace.