Quote of the day

From The Guardian (here):

Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but. Only a few weeks ago George Osborne was telling the country that we’d never had it so good, Britain had the strongest economy on the planet and he was the man to fix the roof when the sun was shining. Since then it’s been raining rather heavily and the chancellor used an awayday to Cardiff to explain that, though everything was still absolutely fine, the roof repairs would have to be put on hold indefinitely as the economy was in danger of going tits up within the year thanks to a Sino-Corbynista global conspiracy. Or something like that.