12 January 2006

Aw shucks!

The Herald reports:
"AS if our politicians don't love themselves enough, the members' restaurant at the Scottish Parliament is holding a Valentine's night dinner for MSPs on February 14 in a bid to drum up business for the loss-making venue. The restaurant gushes in its invitation to MSPs: "With champagne on arrival and a red rose for that special person in your life, you are sure to impress the one you love." But we suspect the red rose will only impress the Labour MSPs."

The mind boggles - Jack and Nicola? Rosie and Captain Mainwaring? Tommy and Auntie Annabel?

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