Guns don't shoot people; vice-presidents do

Atrios explains it all (here):

"Things I've Learned Recently

Every conservative on the internet is an avid hunter and they've all been shot multiple times.
Shotguns aren't really guns, just toys.
You can't really hurt people with them, only animals.
It's standard hunter etiquette to yell and scream at your fellow hunters as they're stalking their prey.
The most dangerous place to be is behind the people with the guns.
And Dick Cheney was not drunk, so stop saying that."