26 February 2006

The philosophy of the Broons

Tom Morton in The Sunday Times quotes his wife on an essential truth (here):
“There is” she said sagely, “both a Daphne and a Maggie in all women. We want to be Maggies, but secretly we know we’re Daphnes.” Jings, I said, thon’s braw thinkin’, wummin!
It may be true but a word of advice - don't ever suggest that your paramour leans towards the Daphne.

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