18 April 2006

Dealing with pests

The Telegraph explains how to kill Australian cane toads:
"Opinion is divided as to how best to kill them. While some advocate the use of a cricket bat or golf club, the Australian RSPCA suggests that hunters anaesthetise them by smearing them with haemorrhoid cream before putting them in the freezer and waiting until they are dead."

This is not likely to be of utility in Scotland, but you never know. Best keep the haemorrhoid cream handy.

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