13 April 2006

Roy Keane shock horror!

Nicky Campbell in The Guardian reveals an unexpected titbit:
"It is a crushing disappointment when you find out that someone in the public eye doesn't live up to your expectations. I have a friend who has moved to London and is in the process of renting out her smart Glasgow flat.
A couple of weeks back the celeb in question came round for a viewing with his representative. He was not only fully house trained but gentle, modest, mannerly and charming. I am worried about Roy."

What next? Beckham studying for a philosophy degree? Rooney attends church every Sunday?

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