Hundreds of playground developments are being mothballed following government spending cuts.
The Department for Education (DfE) has frozen grants to 132 local councils for up to 1,300 play area schemes – many of which were originally designed by children.
The only developments allowed to go ahead will be those where construction has already started.
It is unclear how many planned playgrounds will now be scrapped.
If the kiddies' milk ration is to be regarded as sacrosanct, should their playgrounds be sacrificed on the altar of Slasher Osborne's axe-wielding? Is there a significant difference which justifies milk as opposed to playgrounds?