29 November 2015

We have something in common

That must be why I am vaguely sympathetic.  The Sunday Times reports:
Jeremy Corbyn has officially declared himself proud to be dull. Although he seems to have quite a lot on at the moment, he is considering an offer of honorary membership from the Dull Men’s Club, where chaps can enjoy collecting traffic cones, admiring vintage vacuum cleaners, or — in Corbyn’s case — photographing drain covers.
In a letter to the club, he thanks them for a gift of the club’s latest book and adds: “I will enjoy reading it as soon as I get a moment. I don’t suppose there are too many of us, or am I wrong? Never was dull so exciting.”
Dull Men of the world unite!  We have nothing to lose but our cardigans ...

 

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