Pies

They want to introduce healthier food at football matches. OK, but let us not be silly about it. The Scotsman reports:

Alan Stuart, spokesman for the Scotch Pie Club, said the link between pies and football should not be lost.
"Football and pies have been together for a long time.
"It would be disappointing if that link was lost after all this time," he said.
"I'm not sure if anyone has ever produced an organic Scotch pie, but pies should always be seen as a fun food."

I like a pie as much as anyone and I eat them frequently. But they are not a fun food.