Criminals vote Tory

It can't be easy to write a brief essay on four or five days of the week and keep it entertaining and relevant. Which is why I admire the sketch writers, Treneman for example:

Labour unleashed its attack dogs on the subject of crime yesterday and so I fear this is a “man bites man” story. It has made me realise that we should think about microchipping Alan Johnson. The Home Secretary is dangerous when let loose.
The man that Alan bit was Dave. The occasion was the unveiling of Labour’s latest YouTube effort. As the lights dimmed, the only real dog in the room, a guide dog who is actually named Chip, closed his eyes and began to dream of a world in which dogs kept men on leads.

Well worth reading the whole thing.