Oh the rugby? Well, I thought Scotland played quite well, apart of course when they were conceding tries. But then I don't understand the new rules - a bit like the TV commentators.
And who was that Gabby woman? Why was the lovely Jill relegated to pitchside?
To my deep disgust, at the end of the match, the ref announced that it was full time. When I played rugby (not at all well and many years ago), the correct phrase was 'No Side'.